… or, should that be “As the Stomach Churns”?
Note, viewer discretion advised…
Today’s episode begins with a very groggy — and obviously not as well as he thought he was yesterday — Larry coming downstairs to find the kitchen full of puppy pee and poop. Something they haven’t done for quite a while. He takes them into the backyard (as usual) and then goes about cleaning up the kitchen… finally getting a chance to head to the bathroom for a much needed… well, something he really needed to do.
Letting the dogs back into the house, he has a very sparse breakfast and they all 3 settle down to a nap.
Phone rings. It’s Pat calling from the hospital. They want her up and dressed so she can go for a walk outside. “Can you please bring me some clothes to put on?” “Ok but, I have some things I need to take care of first”.
The phone is barely hung up and Pip heads for the kitchen. Larry thinks he’s just going to get his doggy toy but then an unpleasant odor wafts through the air. Larry investigates and finds puppy diahrea — at least it’s sitting on the doggy drying towel that’s on the floor. Easier to clean up. Dogs go into backyard again.
Larry struggles through morning chores and tries to freshen up, finds the clothes that Pat wanted, brings dogs back in the house and ushers them into their crates and then drives to the hospital.
In the hospital, Pat and Larry blow each other kisses, neither one of them wanting to risk getting close together in case they exchange unwanted germs. Nurse walks in, helps Pat take a shower and get dressed, expressing delight that Larry is there… she wants to show Pat how to take care of herself once she’s at home and thinks it’s good that Larry will be there to get educated as well.
Surgeon comes in and examines his handiwork. Says that they’ve figured out where the minor infection is. He and the nurse discuss the best way to treat it. The nurse wins! He walks out telling Pat “I’ll see you tomorrow”… ok, she’s not coming home today.
Nurse walks out saying she’ll be back shortly.
Larry and Pat make small talk waiting for the nurse while Larry gets greener around the gills. No nurse. Larry and Pat finally agree that Larry should head for home post haste.
Back at home, Larry puts dogs in the backyard and has a meager lunch. Lets dogs back in again and all three settle down for another nap. Larry’s stomach starts really aching, grumbling, generall not feeling good. Larry goes to bathroom. Diahrea… feels better though, continues nap. Wakes up to hear Pip heaving. Gets towel in place just in time. Dogs go back into backyard. Larry settles down for another nap… deciding that he’s probably going to have to take Pip to the doctor and himsef to the vet tomorrow… no, wait a minute… something’s not quite right about that… oh well, maybe he’ll figure it out.
After good long rest, Larry feels a bit better and brings the dogs back in. Pip goes straight to his food dish. Hmmm, maybe he’ll be ok after all.
As the camera fades, Larry fixes himself some soup — his last can.
If you’ve made it this far and can stomach it, tune in tomorrow when some of the following questions may be answered:
1) Will Pat come home tomorrow? Will she ever come home?
2) Will Larry get better or go seek professional help (Vet or Doc?)?
3) Will Pip get better or will he seek professional help (Doc or Vet?)?
4) Will Larry and Pat meet at the hospital doors, going opposite directions, blowing each other kisses as one enters and the other exits?
5) Will Sam stay healthy???
Stay tuned for the next exciting (NOT) episode of “As the Hospital Turns”!